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Football math

Dumb logic this originated because a lot of football there is bad math being used
Man what type of logic is this? Football math?
by Fieryfury March 1, 2020
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I love you more than football

This is the moment where yk that he is in love with u
by Hasegawa November 22, 2021
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Football spike

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit, a little nugget gets forced out splashing the water below similar to a football being spiked in the endzone.
Dude, I had a nice football spike in the toilet today. My cheeks are so wet.
by Urban knowledge January 11, 2017
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football (soccer)

a fun game where the lads bully year 7’s on the 4g
by idektbf November 19, 2021
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Football

People in their 20s beat the living shit out of each other for a fucking brown ball
Bob: wanna play football

John: sure let’s fuckin beat etchothers asses for a ball
Bob:Bet
by Maddox Spencer March 15, 2022
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