Straw Girl Summer

It is like home. Like a fresh breath of air. Like reuniting with an old friend. But its nothing like the scent of rain. It is straw girl summer. Not hot girl summer, straw girl summer. Also, get your HPV shot. Love you.

Yo son, stop twiddlin your fiddle, its straw girl summer!

Martha! Do not eat the fire! You will ruin the vibes. Quit actin like its hot girl summer, its straw girl summer now.

by Straw Girl Summer July 6, 2020

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Summer Slopes

When you're all stinky and slimy from not showering or working out and you slide your private parts down your significant others face.

After working a double and too many drinks my significant other was to drunk to notice her trip to the summer slopes.

by Scotty~knows19 July 26, 2020

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new york summer

...and we're dancing in the grocery store and I love you but I don't know if I like you anymore...

"Did you hear that song New York Summer"
"Why does it exist?"

by ayopeepeepoopoocheck September 15, 2020

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Summer

If you have a summer in ur life u are really lucky she gets guys really often and usually guys fight over her and she is always crushing , taken or not she is sometimes loyal if she is ur best friend sister or anything else u are the luckiest person alive if u have her back she has urs she keeps her secrets but also can get a bit crazy if u hurt her besties she will kill you for it she is really nice and kind to her family and friends she is Beautiful inside and out u are so lucky if u have a summer never loose her

Person 1: yo I’m going to go get that girls number

Person 2: wait what no man. Summer?

Person1: ye summer

2 days later

Person 1: I asked her to the prom

Person2 : really man I did too

Both : for f*ck sake

by Macie and summer are amazing November 1, 2020

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