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why tf are you sircing up pineapple its a fucking fruit ok are u that stupid (moron)
do u want to sove this PINEAPPLE up your ass
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The pineapple (Ananas comosus) is a tropical plant with an edible fruit; it is the most economically significant plant in the family Bromeliaceae. The pineapple is indigenous to South America, where it has been cultivated for many centuries. The introduction of the pineapple to Europe in the 17th century made it a significant cultural icon of luxury. Since the 1820s, pineapple has been commercially grown in greenhouses and many tropical plantations.

Pineapples grow as a small shrub; the individual flowers of the unpollinated plant fuse to form a multiple fruit. The plant is normally propagated from the offset produced at the top of the fruit, or from a side shoot, and typically mature within a year.

The pineapple is a herbaceous perennial, which grows to 1.0 to 1.5 m (3 ft 3 in to 4 ft 11 in) tall, although sometimes it can be taller. The plant has a short, stocky stem with tough, waxy leaves. When creating its fruit, it usually produces up to 200 flowers, although some large-fruited cultivars can exceed this. Once it flowers, the individual fruits of the flowers join together to create a multiple fruit. After the first fruit is produced, side shoots (called 'suckers' by commercial growers) are produced in the leaf axils of the main stem. These suckers may be removed for propagation, or left to produce additional fruits on the original plant.
guy 1: lmao look my dick looks like a pineapple
guy 2: lol
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Probably the name of your crush, ykik?
"Omg, is that Pineapple talking to a girl?!"
"Pineapple looks so weird, why do you even like him?"
"Can you check if Pineapple's there?"
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Something that belongs on pizza
Pineapple belongs on Pizza
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You were looking for Pinapple, but you know how to spell
I'm honestly here just to make it easier for you. You already know what a Pineapple is
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The word retarded people use to speak of a certain fruit which is not an apple and does not grow on pine trees.
Person 1: This pineapple is so good!
Person 2: It's ananas you retard.
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An Australian $50 note, so named for its greenish-yellow colour scheme.
I've only got a pineapple. Do you have change?
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