Honey-Retard 

(noun); mentally incompetent individual, who unfailingly finds him/herself in sticky situations.

No matter what she does, Bessie is always getting into trouble. She's a honey-retard.

Honey-Retard by Kitten Angel September 16, 2011

digital retard 

Digital retard is a person who has No or low level of competency in use of digital technologies .The low level of digital technology competency could be described by two or more of the following attributes - does not own a mobile, does not have a personal e- mail id, does not know to use internet, refuse/decline to learn use of digital technologies, does not know how to use the remote.

Most of the digital retards live a retired life and cannot be expected to learn new technologies as they have low level of education, remotely situated away from connectivity, live amongst a group of people who are equally digital retards

digital retard by jinadavis November 14, 2013

mojo retard 

When two people have an awkward relationship :/

Anon loves anon there fore they are mojo retard

mojo retard by Comeoncomeon March 29, 2014

Sexual Retard 

See: definition of 'fruitnigger'.

They got "married" to each other because they have no experience with the opposite sex and/or refuse any sexually mature development or relationships, so they decided to become sexual retards.

Sexual Retard by molestedBYAfruitnigger August 15, 2020

Retarded Retard 

A retard that is so retarded that they are more retarded than the condition of retardation itself.

Candice Dickfitinyomouth: Is there even a retarded retard?
Joe Mama: Check that fucker there.
Hugh Jass: DuerRRw. Dreuurur!

Retarded Retard by MonkeyFucker9000 March 1, 2023

History of the Retard 

A collection of the various accounts of retards and stupid people from across the history of the universe.

I was looking at History of the Retard yesterday. Some of the things I found intellectually fascinating was one guy named Dan Recinto and, how he would pee on the toilet seat instead of into it.

History of the Retard by Chidori611 May 20, 2016

Retardacle 

To ask a queston you know has a riduclious answer

That's a retardacle question you retard

Retardacle by anthony j maguire December 1, 2010