The act of disappearing for a couple of weeks or even months to eventually show up rather unexpected.
Justin: Wow! That’s a long time ago. You lost some weight.
Leo: Yeah I was kinda fed up with everything so I had to do The Kim Jong Un for a while.
Justin: Alright man, good to have you back.
Leo: Yeah I was kinda fed up with everything so I had to do The Kim Jong Un for a while.
Justin: Alright man, good to have you back.
by Uhhhhhhidk1888 March 08, 2022
A sexual act in which you engage in consensual intercourse with your beloved and beautiful spouse, for the purpose of creating a male heir to the Kim lineage and a future leader of True Korea.
I'm tired of all these Imperialist thots trynna make me baby daddy. I just want to find a good woman and give her the Kim Jong Un
by Juche Life June 06, 2017
When your balls deep in a american girl, quickly reach out and grab a dildo, preferably one as large as possible. Throw the dildo up into the air so it falls down tip first. As your doing it exclaim loudly: Kim Jong Uns nukes are here! As the dildo or intercontinental ballistic missile (whatever you prefer) hits her in the back, quickly pull out and come into the air. The nut will simulate radioactiv fallout.
Joe: Hey dude i pulled a Kim Jong Un on my girlfriend yesterday!
Bob: Nice man!
The Kim Jong Un: When you pretend a dildo is a missile and your cum is radioactiv fallout
Bob: Nice man!
The Kim Jong Un: When you pretend a dildo is a missile and your cum is radioactiv fallout
by Clapping gorilla cheeks March 26, 2018
by kililm October 14, 2019
the perfect match for alohasum
by banaga March 28, 2021
Rachael is a girl boss and won’t let petty shit get in her way. She’s that friend who’s honest and tells you when you got a booger in your nose or a veggie in your teeth. She’s a no shit, no rubbish gal. She has an obsession with hot Cheetos and KitKats. She sometimes acts like a mother, sometimes like an drunk rabbit. She will probably be single for the rest of her life because she moves on from guys like she’s hopping from one foot to the next. She will only stop for that one guy who has glasses but is hot. Warning to all guys: she is short so is the perfect height, just make sure she eats her veggies
by you will never know puta May 14, 2022
by LXXLoveRoulette August 19, 2023