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Career Ed

The most pointless class know to man. Run by a perverted teacher, who gives the most annoying assignments made for someone with a job of a corporate position.
I have to go to Career Ed today i think i wanna die.
by Lucas Confair December 6, 2019
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Froyo-ed

The process of jacking a man off until he is fully erect, so his penis resembles a lever commonly found on a fro-yo machine. Then pulling down on this "lever" until shit comes out of the ass. The "lever" puller then positions his gaping asshole under the ass until shit fills their ass.
Oh my gosh Karis I can't wait to go get froyo-ed with you and jeff
by Leapstone November 11, 2024
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sesame-ed

adjective

when one is made ill from consuming to sesame seeds and/or sesame seed products due to an allergic reaction to them.

allergy food allergy
I ate at a Thai restaurant the other day and felt really sick afterwards. I knew I had been sesame-ed.
by iamsocrates September 19, 2016
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ED

me: ED
Everyone else: halleluiah

halleluiah halleluiah
halleluiah
halleeeeluuuuiah
by nishi nishi noo noo May 4, 2023
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Will Beere-ed

To be Will Beere-ed is to be hilariously tricked. Those who are Will Beere-ed are sexy, tall, strong, but also not the smartest.
Anton: You got Will Beere-ed
Kaden: Oh shoot you're right :(
by itscameron September 13, 2022
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Mister Ed

A dude (or dudette), while going down on a chick blows, making the sound of a horse braying, resulting in a queef.
"Dude, I gave Ellen a Mister Ed and she made me sleep on the couch for a week!"
by Kean Bean February 22, 2010
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Ed Sheeran Homeless

When you aren't really homeless , you just live on the street as part of your gig. You could hypothetically live on some elses couch- because you have plenty of friends who support you - but instead you choose to sleep on a park bench in the middle of London.
My friend claims he wasn't really homeless before he made it as a singer - he could have went and lived at his moms house and ate Spaghettios, and then have her tuck him into bed and sing a lullaby. But he chose to be Ed Sheeran Homeless and live on the street. That's how he became rich.
by FunTdrip October 2, 2023
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