Secret Hatfield

a secret hatfield is a person who cheats on their partner of 4 years for someone they met once on some weekend in july right before they were going to move in together.

“wow. she’s such a secret hatfield”
“i know right? such a whore!

by the loss of your life August 13, 2025

secret farter

one who dissapointingly to themselves only acheives there best flatulence in private and on their own

man im such a secret farter i only do my best material on my own

by phantom jizz January 5, 2010

Secret Booty juice

The act of putting foreign liquids (usually alcohol) into someone’s ass, stirring it around and then having said individual shit it out into cups before a party and then watching as members of the party drink out of the cups unknowing of the process in which the drink was made.

“Bro I think there’s secret booty juice in this cup”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022