The fuckery that goes on at a certain theme park in the parking lot department. Piss poor people of all SIZES and races work here. Afreen and beast headline the crazy shit that goes on in this joint. For example:
Afreen: Wanna fuc?
Beast: AWWW YES IN THE CAR NOW!
*Afreen by coke studios starts playing*
Beast: Again!
Afreen: Nah M and i need to puff our bust all over my asshole vapes before I die from oxygen poisoning.
Beast: :(((((((((( Ok I have other men I can talk to cause i’m a slutty slut.
Afreen: Wanna fuc?
Beast: AWWW YES IN THE CAR NOW!
*Afreen by coke studios starts playing*
Beast: Again!
Afreen: Nah M and i need to puff our bust all over my asshole vapes before I die from oxygen poisoning.
Beast: :(((((((((( Ok I have other men I can talk to cause i’m a slutty slut.
Person 1: Have you heard about the fuckery that goes down at that one amusement park in LA?
Person 2: Yeah that’s what you call Cancer park lore.
Person 2: Yeah that’s what you call Cancer park lore.
by All tree January 27, 2024

Cake baking recipe of the torchbearer. Making all vegans bake seitan steak, and praising the devil doing so.
by AgenderedAntichrist March 11, 2021

When something is sooo good, yet bad at the same time. Or something being sooo good, but having a bad outcome.
This tv show is cancerous. It’s so good that i couldn’t peel myself away! I literally did nothing all weekend, willingly ignoring all chores, because prying myself away from it, even for a few minutes, was just too unbearable.
This tv show is so cancerous! Its so terrible, that it makes it good.
This cake is so cancerous because I want to eat the entire thing! But I shouldn’t. But totally could.
This cigarette is cancerous as heck! Its so addicting and good that i cant stop. And its so bad, because its LITERALLY cancerous! 🤯
This tv show is cancerous. It’s so good that i couldn’t peel myself away! I literally did nothing all weekend, willingly ignoring all chores, because prying myself away from it, even for a few minutes, was just too unbearable.
This tv show is so cancerous! Its so terrible, that it makes it good.
This cake is so cancerous because I want to eat the entire thing! But I shouldn’t. But totally could.
This cigarette is cancerous as heck! Its so addicting and good that i cant stop. And its so bad, because its LITERALLY cancerous! 🤯
by Bit€hBeeHunny November 7, 2022

by The Dicktonary GOD aka JEPPE September 25, 2017

"hey"
"what?"
"your eating to many apples. your gonna get some cancer. you hoe. if you eat too many apples you get Apple cancer."
"what?"
"your eating to many apples. your gonna get some cancer. you hoe. if you eat too many apples you get Apple cancer."
by dakoka117 December 26, 2019

by spitfiresenpaicumcream March 19, 2022

by netag August 25, 2021
