Cock Goblin

Someone with burning sexual desire. Commonly refers to male genitalia and operating such machinery. If you’re not looking he will try to sneak into your underwear. Might like Greek food.

Dude 1, “how many eggplants have a you eaten in recent history”
Cock Goblin, “yeah gimme that cock”

by Bumblepumble November 22, 2021

cock fard

When you fard through your cock.

Guy 1: *pffft*
Guy 2: Ew bro, what was that?
Guy 1: Sorry, it was a cock fard.

by Greenie2705 February 3, 2024

cock twister

the man who is the twister of cocks usually for pain (or pleasure....?)

gay guy preferably

montana whos that guy?

oh him? hes the cock twister of titty bong

by kjiouygtfrdsxfcv bn May 10, 2022

cock flower

An exceptionally fine vagina; often used in a complimentary fashion.

Friend 1: "I'm telling ya dude, that chick has got one hell if a cock flower".

Friend 2: "Nice bro!"

by Dead Draw Domination June 22, 2020

Cock Hedge

As the name states, when a male individual does not properly maintain a cock bush it eventually evolves into what can be considered a cock hedge.

A hedge is something that is not even acceptable by 80's standards, it cuts off air circulation and does not really provide more cushion for the pushing.

Where it's definitely one way to make the date a memorable experience

That's not a cock bush, It's a cock hedge!!

by Anti English Teacher March 27, 2024

cock collage

Any place there are am irregularly large number of dudes.

Also see Sausage Fest

Hey was that bar any good last night?
No bro...it was a fucking cock collage.

by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014

Cock spinner

A very annoying person mainly midgets 😂

Will u cock spinner go away

by Long Wong gurl June 2, 2019