Convoy Cock

When you're on a long road trip and your little man decides to stand to attention. Making your trousers a bit tighter.

Dude! I was driving down the motorway and saw one of them trucks where on the mud flaps it has a naked lady! I got Convoy Cock bad so I had to smash one out!

Made a right mess on the steering wheel!

by LordSabertooth May 31, 2021

Nigger cock

A guy that used his penis to cheats on his girlfriend, or wife with a lot of women, and have sex with another guy’s girlfriend, or wife.

Jamal has a nigger cock because he cheats all the time.

by LinkxPeach May 17, 2025

Fascist Cock Knob

A police officer, or other person who attempts to exert their “perceived authority” on law-abiding citizens.

I’m exercising my First Amendment rights, you fascist cock knob, so take your badge and your gun, get back into your car and kick rocks.

by Grumpy Buddha June 04, 2023

cock slap

To be hit in the face with a penis

I Will cock slap you

by Jhfffhjk December 27, 2015

cock slap

Where you slap someone in the cock and scream cock slap

guy 1: hey bro
guy 2: what's up bruh
guy 1:COCK SLAP *SLAPS GUY 2 IN COCK*
guy 2: OW FUCK WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE STUPID PRICK

by CrippledJoker May 16, 2022

Cock Slap

A Cock Slap is referring to a hard hit ball in such spots such as baseball or golf.

“Oh man that ball Carlson hit was a cock slap

by ghwhiffer January 08, 2022

Cock Slap

When your about to nut and you slap your boyfriend with your cock then nut on the dog beside him.

You wanna get this Cock Slap tonight hunnybun

by Giant Testicles December 05, 2019