assless cock

Pretty straightforward.. a cock minus one ass equals an assless cock..This moniker is reserved for even the most commensurate douche.

I hate that dick..what an assless cock!

by Junxtapuss March 22, 2021

Cock Top

A real dick head.

A smart ass ass hole.

He makes my blood boil when he talks shit like that to me! He’s a fucking Cock Top!

Don’t talk to me like that! That’s mean, you cock top!

by Lala Anne April 15, 2023

Johnny Big Cock

A nickname for anyone with a big dick.

Girl 1: “My bff blew Chad the other night and apparently his dick was so big she had a hard time getting it all the way in there”
Girl 2: “ Wow, I wouldn’t have expected Chad to be a Johnny Big Cock”

by Db.on.db December 19, 2023

Cock-Slave

I obviously meant cock-slave! Not an actual slave.

Hym "Come on, you know I meant cock-slave! She's even doing the incest ritual!"

by Hym Iam February 22, 2024

Rockin Cock

It's just a dildo with a bluetooth speaker duct taped to the sack.

Honey, I wanna spice things up, grab me the good ol' rockin cock.

by Cr.4.zy April 03, 2019

Trav’s Dad’s Cock

The most perfect cock you’ll ever see. It’s the most marvelous sight you could possibly see. Waxed and all, it is the perfect cock. It just makes you want to rub it all around your mouth.

“Yo have you seen Trav’s Dad’s Cock?”
“Yeah dude that shits insane”

by Trav’s Dads cock lover June 15, 2021

Frankenstein Cock

When you have sex so many times that it seems humanly impossible to regain an erection, but by some miracle, the girl manages to get you up for another round.

My girlfriend and I had sex so many times last night. Just when I thought I was done I got Frankenstein cock.

by mustache_ride01 December 13, 2017