If You "---" First, I Am Going To Kill You.

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If You "---" First, I Am Going To Kill You.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 28, 2025

I am amazing (02/11/2025).

What I call homo-sapiens whoa re addicted to perianal abscessses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am amazing (02/11/2025).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 11, 2025

《¤》If《¤》Reggie《¤》Valdez《¤》Calls《¤》 Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》Messenger《¤》Add《¤》Oak《¤》I 《¤》Am《¤》Going《¤》To《¤》Kill《¤》You《¤》

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《¤》If《¤》Reggie《¤》Valdez《¤》Calls《¤》 Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》Messenger《¤》Add《¤》Oak《¤》I 《¤》Am《¤》Going《¤》To《¤》Kill《¤》You《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025

I am awesome

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Hey it’s Michael. Kevin and jake aren’t here; they’ve left. I’m kind of terrible. No! I’m good, I’m amazing, I’m worth your time. I am awesome...... dot com

by White Privileged January 7, 2019

《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Messenger《¤》Add《¤》Oak《¤》And《¤》I《¤》Knew《¤》That《¤》It《¤》Would《¤》Happen《¤》To《¤》Me《¤》Soon《¤》

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《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Messenger《¤》Add《¤》Oak《¤》And《¤》I《¤》Knew《¤》That《¤》It《¤》Would《¤》Happen《¤》To《¤》Me《¤》Soon《¤》

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

I am the Way, the Tooth and the Life

A silly Mel Brooks style pun on the Jesus saying.

I am the Way, the Tooth and the Life! Silly Jesus said.

Huh? Da Tooth?! The crowd replied.

by Eggspectacular7 October 28, 2025

I am you but from the future

Me to dara

Me: I am you but from the future
Dara: O_o
Me: :D

by Rajox February 5, 2023