dad hat

A hat that your dad wears at a barbeque even tho he doesn't know how to barbeque, an old baseball cal

"Dude that's a dad hat, where's your {snapback}?" "what are you taking about? My grandma gave me this!"

by elmilgil May 6, 2016

crap hat

1.Crap placed upon ones head.

2. A quicker way to say "Crap in a hat."

3. A hat made of crap

2. Person 1:"I just beated you at teh Halo!"
Person 2: "Crap hat"

by Nukemoose November 8, 2008

Ass Hat

A person who is being a complete asshole. A word used by us weirdos!

"You are such an Ass Hat"

by [[(Rawrr!)]] March 13, 2010

Hat-burn

When an individual wears a hat and has to take it off so fast when entering a building or establishment that it causes a discomfort or red rash on the forehead.

''You're gonna put that Santa hat on so fast
that you're gonna get fucking hat-burn.'' -Tony Cox (Bad Santa)

by Jonjs January 11, 2008

compton hats

any kind of proof that you're straight out of compton.

...so take out your compton hats cuz you might get smoked...

by asfalterisk March 20, 2005

green hat

C'mon, we're going streaking. Bring your green hat.

A hat that is green.

by kkatz March 12, 2004

Fact Hat

An imaginary hat used to make fun of someone who has either come up with a completely random fact or has made something up to look smart.

Step One: Sarcastically yell “Wow! You just pull that out of the fact hat!”

Step Two: Motion like one of your arms is wrapped bucket.

Step Three: With your other hand, pretend to pull out a little piece of paper from the imaginary bucket with thumb and forefinger.

Step Four: Now pretend to unfurl the little piece of paper with both hands as if it was rolled up and pretend to read it.

Make sure you make a retarded face while going through the steps to make the offending person feel even more stupid.

Is he pulling shit out of the Fact Hat again?

by Scairen November 17, 2006