Cistern licker

An exceptionally mean or miserly person. Someone who would literally lick the cistern to obtain some free narcotic after someone has "powdered their nose" in the bathroom.

"Buy us a pint mate"
"Away outta that ya cistern licker and buy yer own".

by Corky1 August 20, 2013

Mama Licker

Someone so lame and out of touch with society. Their natural habitat is within their mother's basement. In most scenarios, these people are of forty-year old virgin status.

Jeff: "Look at Larry playing League of Legends"
Martin: "Isn't that guy like 45?"
Chris: "Yea, what a Mama Licker!"

by Unappreciated Slander June 26, 2016

honky ass licker

definition:
An Alternian slur often used by goldbloods.

2orry ii hadnt pegged you a2 a honky a22 liicker but ii 2hould have known better.
(urbandictionary is being dumb, it requires me to use the phrase honky ass licker in here)

by geese_official December 20, 2019

fine art licker

Anyone who goes to museum and is turned on to the point where they lick the art.

When I first saw the statue of David, I could not control my primal impulse... I was compelled to become a full time fine art licker... with my tongue.

by BlueTotem December 28, 2017

Clint Licker

When you’re an idiot and don’t know what a clit is.

Person J: hit me in the Clint Licker.
Person A: like Clint Eastwood?

by The Guy who Misunderstood March 6, 2024

Pube Licker

A shell of a divorced, drunken boomer that crawls around like a spider looking for taints to lick.

Larry: Pete is starting to run around the neighbor hood on all fours.
Bob: Oh no, I think he's becoming a pube licker.

by JJ377 August 10, 2020

Table Licker

Phrase referring to a person who is so unable to refuse a dare, they will do anything, even lick a dirty table at a bar.

You should dare Beth to do it since you know she’s a table licker.

by HERX44 November 27, 2020