Ignore it and Floor it

When the haters tell you to slow down, just keep drinking

Donut Dowling was being told he was getting too drunk. So he thought to himself, "Ignore it and floor it," He later shit his pants and barfed in a sink.

by GrandyPants September 28, 2022

To egg on the floor

To get someone to be pregnant.

You can't get anyone to egg on the floor

by IGLOOISWATERWET June 14, 2019

Floor beer

(n) An unfinished beer left on the floor of a garage or house. This beer is taken from the fridge to give the illusion you can keep up with your friends when you really can’t. Also see Archer Butler.

Picked up Archers floor beers again this morning.

by Floorbeer May 29, 2019

Floor Swimmer

An inexperienced drunk who's booze fueled escapades often descend into either pretending to swim on the floor, or being legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.

"That Mick guy who showed up last night was a drunken mess, a real floor swimmer"

by FrigOff May 20, 2014

Floor Skittle

both fruity and disgusting, gay/lesbian form of insult that usually is referring to the person who brings up how they have sex or others who bring up that the person has sex

you know what i ment you fucking floor skittle

by TedBunn3 March 29, 2023

floor coffee

When you dump coffee grounds all over the floor at the same time that your floor is flooded with water.

I tried to make a batch of cold brew while doing laundry, but I ended up making a house full of floor coffee.

by LaceARoo June 17, 2018

Floor almonds

Cockroaches

Damn, when I walk through this abandoned house, I could swear it's covered in floor almonds!

by Trixie1981 June 24, 2018