When excessive gooning (and in some cases, gooning withdrawal) leads to deregulation of homeostasis within the nutsack, causing the balls to excessively hang when gooning or when a boner is activated. As a result of dysfunctional homeostasis, gooning ball syndrome can cause the testes to hang even under extremely cold conditions. It is recommended to wear a ball brace when suffering of this condition, as it has no cure.
Robert: "Yo dawg I was continuing my 5 year goon streak and my balls started dropping like crazy even after I switched to cold water"
Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"
Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"
by NoWayAroundIt April 2, 2025
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Generally once a goal is scored, the terrorism team will play with as many defenders as possible, further adding to the frustration of the opposing team and their fans.
Managers who are major proponents of Terrorist-ball include Sean Dyche, Jose Mourinho and Diego Simeone.
If a team playing “terroist-ball” scores, it is only done through counter-attacks.
Generally once a goal is scored, the terrorism team will play with as many defenders as possible, further adding to the frustration of the opposing team and their fans.
Managers who are major proponents of Terrorist-ball include Sean Dyche, Jose Mourinho and Diego Simeone.
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