by redthescientististhebest November 04, 2022
A person who is annoying, stupid and wears nappies. They love spiderman, frequently use the insult "Spoon" and tell people they have brain cancer.
by MoneyLebowski October 28, 2020
This is an insulting and derogatory description for somebody who is very, very cheap. It's believed that crab's asses are rather compact, so someone tighter than a crab's ass is about as selfish/cheap/greedy as it gets.
Jake: Bill by the way, what did you leave our waiter?
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.
by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021
Incredibly harsh and horrendous word for a bad vagina, possibly badly shaven. A fishy and abrasive example of the Female genitaliaA word to be used only to stop a conversation.
Gosh, she had a Crab Baddun of a pussy! I think I've got friction burns.
She had a real Crab Baddun, I'm never going to Amsterdam again...
She had a real Crab Baddun, I'm never going to Amsterdam again...
by PhallicCactus November 03, 2011
by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024
A particularly nasty case of itchy genitals caused by a romantic encounter with someone who has questionable sexual hygiene.
by Thumper McButtcheeks August 11, 2021