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Crabbed

When you are being pinched and grabbed at the same time by an external mechanism or force.
My hair was crabbed by the head rest in this seat!
by Kap21 May 10, 2018
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Crab buffet

When a female with crabs spreads her legs and you proceed to tear at her vagina
Last night I had crab buffet. Friend-nice. Where? Cassies bedroom
by Fjxgoxgidyditxtixtdit January 17, 2021
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Crab Arm/Hand

When you’re pushing heavy at the gym and suddenly one arm that you don’t fap with as much starts letting you down so you continue the set with your strong boy hand.
Kershit the dickless: sheit mayne that dude is lifting 4 plates with his one hand.

Cetnar de Nark: yeh bro but his left hand is giving out.
Kershit the dickless: fuck you’re right! Fucking looks like those crabs with one big ass claw and their other looks like some retarted prop from the Halloween store.
Cetnar de Nark: yup definitely a crab arm/hand
by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club September 13, 2018
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Crabs

namjoons crabs <3333 🦀🤍
Namjoon at a beach with bts: omg I found crabs
by iluvjiminoppar February 6, 2021
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crab man

crab man is a semi-professinal Brawllhalla player and a pretty bad speedrunner who has skills in coding and HTML
" have you seen that crab man got last in the Brawlhalla tournament?"
by FM VII June 15, 2023
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Crabbing

Very common religious Indian traditional sport which is practiced especially near the shores of the Gange river. It consists in inserting crustaceans inside the rectum and making them walk along the walls of the large intestine using special techniques.
"Hey Pajeet, let do some crabbing!"
"No, Rajesh, my butt still hurt from last time."

"Cow God take my crabbing dance offering and spare my children from disease plis."

"Show bobs vegana I show me crabbing"
by Wulfnir88 September 9, 2018
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Crab Smacked

The act of having sex with a girl who has crabs who dosen't tell you, and when you find out midway through sex, you cock slap the girl
Orny: "Dude your date last night had crabs from fucking me."
Randy: "I know, which is why i crab smacked her."
Orny: "TOTALLY RAD BRAH!!!
by Hairy pee hole May 22, 2009
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