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finna send me a crabs pic?
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New York crab apple

When you crap you crap on someone’s chest and wait until it hardens to eat it while it’s crusty
Nice joke! Can you New York crab apple on me?
by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024
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Jazz Crabs

A particularly nasty case of itchy genitals caused by a romantic encounter with someone who has questionable sexual hygiene.
I went to Ibiza and caught Jazz Crabs.
by Thumper McButtcheeks August 11, 2021
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Poughkeepsie crab claw

A technique of shitting on social media so sad fags come looking for a new definition from 9GAG, only to realize that they've been Pughkeepsie crab clawed.
Man, I thought Fresh brought me something new, but I just got Poughkeepsie crab clawed.
by SoopirV November 06, 2017
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Crab-Up

Upon smoking or injesting copious amounts of marijuana, the user will become anxious, perhaps having a panic attack, his or her hands and arms will become tingly and start to numb from sheer terror resulting in the effect that the tendons and the capillaries in the hands will contract inwards causing a crab-like appearance to the entertained folk observing the phenomenon.
"We ate a couple of Goo-balls and he really started to crab-up!"
by jtothegat May 29, 2006
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Crab-up

Upon smoking or injesting copious amounts of marijuana, the user will become anxious, perhaps having a panic attack, his or her hands and arms will become tingly and start to numb from sheer terror resulting in the effect that the tendons and the capillaries in the hands will contract inwards causing a crab-like appearance to the entertained folk observing the phenomenon.
"We ate a couple of Goo-balls and he really started to crab-up!"
by jtothegat May 22, 2006
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Utah Mud Crab

“We decided to switch it up and try the Utah Mud Crab to spice up our relationship.”
by lili11 December 27, 2024
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