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Third-Party Band Merch

An article of clothing or memorabilia made for an artist/band by someone who is not affiliated with them.
"Dude look at this sick Kanye West shirt I found!"
"That is third-party band merch if I ever seen it."
by Kkkiiirrrbbbyyy January 25, 2025
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THE THIRD BIRTHDAY 3rd (3)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: THE THIRD BIRTHDAY 3rd (3)...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025
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Third Party Thinker

A derogatory slur for the type of sorry, uncreative cunt who constantly uses ChatGPT for the most simple questions that don’t require you to summon Einstein’s ghost with a Ouija Board. This word is a synonym of “Promptstitute
Person 1: hey, what’s 9(18-62)?
Person 2: let me ask ChatGPT
Person 1: show your work you third party thinker! You ain’t that fucking smart to show your work on paper with a calculator!? Man fuck you!
by Competitive Masturbation September 6, 2025
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Third Wheel

The person in a group of people (usually two, though sometimes more) who is most often left out of things.

The third wheel is usually there for one of two reasons - to act as a mediator, such as with a couple, or to be the "convenience friend" when nobody else is there to hang.

Third wheels are not normally forcefully excluded from activities, but they're not usually invited or informed about them either.

Not to be confused with being third-wheeled.
Jim left the friend group because he was sick of being excluded as a third wheel.
by verwijder January 18, 2021
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Eating third place brisket

When you strike out all night so take the heavy girl home and then perform oral sex on her.
I was eating third place brisket and she almost suffocated me.
by Not that Steve, the other one January 19, 2023
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triple-third-cousin

Triple-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and six great-great-grandparents in common.
My triple-third-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 15, 2021
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third cousin-nephew

Third cousin's son.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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