Gertrude The Third

Typically located in a rural area, far from civilization, this rare specimen in her mid to late 50s is often referred to by scientists as an “Erika”. The exotic Gertude is often followed by the chant “dun dun dun” and a mariachi band. Due to the genetic makeup of this creature, their back can not reach further than a 45° angle. The occasional Gertrude can be enticed by the smell of sharp cheddar cheese and the noise of diet coke streaming into a full yeti cup of vodka.
“Slowly pour the diet coke in your cup we don’t want any Gertrude the thirds’s (dun dun dun) to be alarmed”
by Georgetta Stone June 21, 2022
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Third Sanctuary

Deltarune fans: oh boy I hope nobody creates a 11/8 and 12/8 mixed meter area theme that's over 4 minutes long.
The devious Toby Fox: *Third Sanctuary*
Deltarune fans: *fuckign dies*
by Jacknjellify July 23, 2025
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Third of December

national give your sweater to your crush/partner/situationship
by TWISTEDTEA December 3, 2023
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Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and seven great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
irregular-quadruple-third-cousin.
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quadruple-third-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and eight great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
quadruple-third-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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septuple-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and fourteen great-great-grandparents in common.
Septuple-third-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
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