by redthescientististhebest November 04, 2022
A person who is annoying, stupid and wears nappies. They love spiderman, frequently use the insult "Spoon" and tell people they have brain cancer.
by MoneyLebowski October 28, 2020
A particularly nasty case of itchy genitals caused by a romantic encounter with someone who has questionable sexual hygiene.
by Thumper McButtcheeks August 11, 2021
A technique of shitting on social media so sad fags come looking for a new definition from 9GAG, only to realize that they've been Pughkeepsie crab clawed.
by SoopirV November 06, 2017
Upon smoking or injesting copious amounts of marijuana, the user will become anxious, perhaps having a panic attack, his or her hands and arms will become tingly and start to numb from sheer terror resulting in the effect that the tendons and the capillaries in the hands will contract inwards causing a crab-like appearance to the entertained folk observing the phenomenon.
by jtothegat May 29, 2006
Upon smoking or injesting copious amounts of marijuana, the user will become anxious, perhaps having a panic attack, his or her hands and arms will become tingly and start to numb from sheer terror resulting in the effect that the tendons and the capillaries in the hands will contract inwards causing a crab-like appearance to the entertained folk observing the phenomenon.
by jtothegat May 22, 2006
by lili11 December 27, 2024