California Window Wiper

When a man ejaculates on a sexual partners face and the rubs his penis on the persons face in the sane manner of a window wiper.

Last night i gave my girlfriend a California Window Wiper.

by Afro8419 August 26, 2010

san disco, california

The future name of the Urban/Metro sprawl from Tijuana to Berkeley. San Disco is a blue voter district. San Disco has the highest average Real Estate prices in the Nation. San Disco is a new sound of music pooped out by Jason Mraz & friends.

I really want to go to San Disco, California...or listen to it...

by megan808 October 25, 2007

california skunk shot

Sticking your nose up a skunks ass and tickling it's tummy until it farts.

Tomato sauce might not work for a california skunk shot.

by kamode96 October 2, 2016

California Hot Pocket

The sexual act of taking a dump into a mans open butthole and churning it up with an egg beater. The resulting poo will reflect that of somebody who eats Hot Pockets.

You, the pooper, proceed to take a massive bloody dump onto the other persons face and scream out "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!"

Also known as the: "Ceizer Shavez"

Dude, what's the bloody mess all over your face?

It's Fred, he crapped on my face...

California Hot Pocket, huh?


yup...

nice..

by Von Mannshaft February 25, 2009

California Good-Bye

When you give a male/female that is leaving California for another State/Country the best pleasure before they leave.

I gave Christine a California Good-Bye before she left for Chicago.

by norhygrets August 18, 2010

California paint chips

The remnants of dried semen on a teenager's bedroom walls made from flinging the jizzum around the room after masturbation.

Lol my little brother has California paint chips flung all over his room.

by Pnarls October 21, 2011

california state bird

Extension of middle finger at asshole drivers Most common bird found in California.

That mother f*@ker just gave me the california state bird!

by baldy555666 October 10, 2008