smiling bitch face

The face you make when you are smiling at someone while imagining all manner of death and unpleasantness happening to that person

Mary put on her best smiling bitch face while in a meeting with her rude coworkers.

by Zonchar February 23, 2021

TikTok Smile

A dead-eyed, unnaturally enthusiastic smile often given TikTok creators before they tell you their pronouns. This is intended to put a smiling face in front of the generally depraved and confused opinions of mentally-ill people. Like a kindergarten teacher from hell.

Every time I see that lifeless TikTok smile, I know I am about to listen to some of the craziest shit I’ve ever heard.

by sbg4life September 11, 2022

Smile Kings

To smile a lot.
Origin: When playing Poker, if you have no Poker Face, you’d smile a lot if you have Kings
Actual Origin: I made it up to rhyme with ‘things’.
N͟o͟ ͟r͟e͟l͟a͟t͟i͟o͟n͟ ͟w͟h͟a͟t͟s͟o͟e͟v͟e͟r͟ ͟t͟o͟ ͟t͟h͟e͟ ͟O͟r͟t͟h͟o͟d͟o͟n͟t͟i͟c͟s͟ ͟c͟o͟m͟p͟a͟n͟y͟.͟

I smile kings whenever I see my cat.
ttt smiled kings yesterday after finding out about the murder.
:) (: : : :} {: :> <: :D :P 😀 😃 😸 😺 😁 😄 😆 🙂 😊 😋 😅 😍 😙 😻 😼 Ü ü ⌣

by Forgive Marcel April 28, 2025

Kool aid smile

The residue from the beverage kool aid. Due to it's high food dye content. The stain pattern typically resembles the rim of a glass cup, which is the traditionally the vessel of consumption. This mostly effects children raising the glass higher and exposing more of their face to the dyes.

That kid has a kool aid smile.

by Rinaldi1337 November 29, 2020

Smile

The simplest but also the most powerful and effective tool to hide sadness.

Friend: You seem to be happy because I see you smiling every day, how come that you can say you were feeling sad the whole time?

Me: Because my smile is very effective at hiding my sadness.

by FakeuCakeu September 1, 2020

eden has a contagious smile

a group of extremely worrying people

Man: hey how do u feel about people in the discord group chat eden has a contagious smile

Man 2: disgusting, repulsive, worrying

by PissterInTheCup August 14, 2021

seth smiles

A discord kitten / roblox myth whos a fucking gay homo sexual but its okay bc we stan them ♡

"Hey have you talked to seth smiles recently?"

"Yeah I gave my little uwu kitten baby nitro last night when we were having a make out session roleplay with our fursonas"

by wirezsys November 26, 2021