pineapple

Simply, the pineapple is not a fucking apple so why don't you just look up apple you fucking retard.

You know a pineapple isn't an apple.

by Urban Dictionary #666 January 1, 2017

Pineapple bobbing

The act of biting a woman’s nipples while sitting on her face.

I think I threw my back out last night while pineapple bobbing, but it was worth it.

by urbaneratti January 19, 2025

pineapple

a tropical fruit, often eaten before sex or head to make cum taste better.

girl~ daddy can i come over?

boy ~ only if you eat that pineapple first.

by wwertyv February 16, 2020

Pineapple

word used to say you are about to send nudes

"hey gurl, pineapple for pineapple??"

by [e-mail] February 18, 2017

Pineapple

Pineapple is a colour. It is as simple as that. Lots of people mistake pineapple for a "Fruit", but it is really a colour.
A pineapple is a 1D object as it is a colour (A pineapple coloured fruit called a "yellow" is often mistaken for a colour when it is really a fruit. This is why pineapple is then mistaken for a fruit.) By this sensible logic, onion is a colour, black and white are condiments and "Green" is a vegetable. Any questions? No? Of course there's not! Because it's LOGIC AND LOGIC MAKES SENSE!!! (especially Logical sense!)

Please obey by this logic or else you go to GULARG!

Pineapple is a colour! :D

Pineapple is NOT a fruit! >:C

by Mr. Pineapple Is A Colour! :D May 20, 2020

pineapple floaty

A Mad woman’s shit

I’m off to have a pineapple floaty.

by GNZT January 1, 2021

Pineapple Expressing

(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.

My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.

by Bystander123 February 4, 2021