THE THIRD BIRTHDAY 3rd (3)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: THE THIRD BIRTHDAY 3rd (3)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

Third law of Thugonomics

The third law of thugonamics states: the one who sent the cheeked up pineapple is trying to cover up the fact that he lied

OJ Simpson proceeds to send a dancing pineapple with a big butt after the glove doesn’t fit. This is an example of the Third Law of Thugonomics

by Nike Toon October 19, 2025

Third Wave Rage

The raw anger that transfers to everything in the universe from a person tired, annoyed and impatient as their country suffers a third wave of Covid-19.

"Why did Tom freak out at the gym today, just because that dude got to the squat rack before him?"
"Ignore Tom...he just has third wave rage".

by WillyCravemore July 23, 2021

third-party authority

A slang term for "external authority", which is commonly imposed by parents, teachers, institutions, and employers to children, teenagers, and younger adults — but not that commonly imposed to seniors old enough to retire

I can't stand how third-party authority controls our lives—parents and teachers are always dictating what we can do, while seniors just chill and enjoy their freedom!

by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025

Sir Christopher Bartholomew The Third Jr

A man with honour and great humility

whos that?
bro, its Sir Christopher Bartholomew The Third Jr, show some fucking respect you donkey
aiii

by lezgoo September 23, 2021

Third Party Thinker

A derogatory slur for the type of sorry, uncreative cunt who constantly uses ChatGPT for the most simple questions that don’t require you to summon Einstein’s ghost with a Ouija Board. This word is a synonym of “Promptstitute”

Person 1: hey, what’s 9(18-62)?
Person 2: let me ask ChatGPT
Person 1: show your work you third party thinker! You ain’t that fucking smart to show your work on paper with a calculator!? Man fuck you!

by Competitive Masturbation September 6, 2025

third cousin-nephew

Third cousin's son.

My third cousin-nephew is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019