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Jose Lemus

Jose Lemus is a person (most of the time Mexican) who has the power to knock someone out with a one blow, he's pretty much a psychopath and knows a lot of things the average human does not which can be creepy at times. He also has a big dick and is able to satisfy a girl to the point where she cant walk for a week so take care of your girl if he is around, but don't worry he only fucks bitches when he's in the right mood so don't worry about it too much. People also tend to hate on him because he has most things that some people might not have such as hoe's and style. Also never piss him off too much he will hunt you down and will literally murder you.
Damn look daddy Jose Lemus is finna go fuck on that bitch.
by Roxxete Rodriguez December 16, 2021
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Jose Gonzalez

The best Shortstop, Catcher, and Pitcher on the planet
Who is Jose Gonzalez
Jose is the best baseball player to live
by Josegonzo27 May 14, 2021
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Jose

A very idiotic mother fucker that loves his friends and will to things to protect them. Makes his friends laugh but hey retarded.
He has a small cock. Who?

Jose.
by Hdue October 4, 2018
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Sloppy Jose

A very bad blowjob…typically after the girl drinks toooo many tequila shots and throws up the Mexican food from dinner onto the man’s penis.
Meaghan gave her date one hell of a Sloppy Jose last night.
by BigBwiththeBigD March 26, 2025
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