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Folding Chair Shrinkage

The mysterious phenomenon where folding chairs gradually disappear after letting friends or family "borrow" them. Particularly common in young people's first apartments, where the initial set of 4-6 chairs slowly dwindles to 2 or none through a series of "I'll bring it back next week" promises. Also occurs at larger scale in churches, community centers, and family events. The chairs inevitably end up scattered across multiple households, never to return to their original owner.
"Yo, remember when I had six folding chairs? After lending them out for various friend's parties and moves, I'm down to just one that's held together with duct tape. Folding chair shrinkage got me bad."
by Stainless Spiel October 30, 2024
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Soggy chair

When you piss yourself in your chair and sit there letting it soak into the chair
Cole: “what’s that smell?”
Myles: “oh sorry I just have a soggy chair”
by myleslikesman March 15, 2022
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Muskoka chair

A comfy cottage chair, often constructed of red cedar. Sometimes incorrectly referred to by the plebeian term "Adirondack chair", as cottages in the Adirondacks were more accessible to the general population.
He stumbled and tripped, landing hard as the Muskoka chair shattered into splinters beneath him.
by cottagecountry June 29, 2015
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Slops Chair

The passenger seat of the car, used for parking in a quiet layby and performing Oral Sex (Slops) on your passenger.
"Evie, is there room for a lift in your car?"

"Of course, just watch where you sit, I haven't cleaned down the Slops Chair in a while."
by RobbieTheRaceCar February 24, 2025
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Chair Thrower

An individual who, while confined in a school classroom, makes the decision to toss every large object he can get his hands on out the second story window. With no concern to those walking below.
Hey remember that time chair thrower threw a chair out the window, almost sliming some dude out?
by ToxicBuhs November 3, 2025
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fighting chair

Term used when you are constipated and your toilet becomes a literal "fighting chair" as you battle with a turd that's trying dislodge your anus from your body. Some fighting chair occurrences have resulted in death or suicides Aka as a "assacide"
Dude, Logan has a spastic colon and now awaits the fighting chair for the showdown of a lifetime!
by Bdog63643 August 15, 2015
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