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pineapple cider

Commonly used in a bar to pick up women, a Pineapple Cider is code for A fore-thinking man having eaten an entire pineapple out on the town looking for a swallower.
Man: Hey pretty lady, do you like Pineapple Cider?
Woman: Fuck off creep.
by Pineapple_Dreams May 26, 2019
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Pineapple Expressing

(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.
My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.
by Bystander123 February 4, 2021
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Pineapple

Why the fuck are you even looking this up it is pointless and stupid you have to have 0 brain cells to even think of looking this up
Man 1: Bro have you looked at the definition of pineapple

Man 2: No I am not a retarded fuck
by Succ it February 10, 2019
mugGet the Pineapplemug.

Pineapple

Pineapple has a big shlong
by Brownies dick sucker 69420 October 14, 2021
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Pineapple pizza

by Wet potatoes are yummy February 18, 2025
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slicing the pineapple

Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences
It is actually better to no tocar, pider ayuda than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple on your own
by Sexydimma April 7, 2021
mugGet the slicing the pineapplemug.

Pineapple

Used to describe a girl that has sweet tasting cum.
She super thicc and you know she's a pineapple
by ThottietooHottie June 6, 2018
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