Zaire

Zaire is a name. Watch out for the future! There will be an influential figure named Zaire!

Zaire is an influential figure!

by ZarWheel April 27, 2025

Zarelli Special

when one ejaculates into a water balloon, lets it marinate for 30 days and then throws it at their significant other

Person 1: I have the best prank idea for my girlfriend
Person 2: what do you have in mind?
Person 1: I brought some water balloons for the Zarelli special

by cumbum67 January 7, 2026

Ebola Zaire

A highly infectious agent with a 90% mortality rate. First discovered in 1976, it has an incubation period of 7-10 days. After the incubation period, the host suddenly becomes depersonalized, the internal organs begin to hemorrhage, the epidermis begins to fill up with blood, resulting in the skin almost coming off. The internal intestines hemorrhage, resulting in a sloughing of the gut, and every orifice (including the anus) begins to seep blood. It can only be spread through liquids, including mist in the air.

Britney: I am learning about how deadly ebola is, I sure hope I don't catch it, it has a mortality rate of 90%!
John: You must be thinking of Ebola Zaire. Don't worry, it can only be spread through direct contact with the blood, or through water particles in the air.

by Randomfart4 June 3, 2016