George tidy

A fat ginger pig who molests his dogs and sucks of his dad then eats his mum's booty for food stamps

Get out my house you george tidy before I ask for my food stamps back

by Gay hippo Peter pan August 3, 2018

Ho Ho Tidy

Word used to describe a nice looking girl, invented by the late George Beattie Snr of Blairgowrie, Perthshire

Look at that young girl over there’s she is a little HO Ho Tidy

by GB2025 July 22, 2025

George tidy

A fat ginger pig who molests his dogs and sucks of his dad then eats his mum's booty for food stamps

Get out my house you george tidy before I ask for my food stamps back

by Gay hippo Peter pan August 3, 2018

National Tidy Toy Day

Every June 8th, be sure to do a thorough deep cleaning of your sex toys (assuming you haven't already). A very healthy practice to prevent a infection, UTI, etc.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, what day is it?"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"

by Fullmetalf@g June 8, 2023

Tidy-Loud

When something is so extremely ridiculous, ie: birkin bags costing upwards of 9k (loud), but also ingrained into society as the norm. Tidily.

Man, those prices are tidy-loud. Just get one somewhere else.

Hilary Clinton is seriously tidy-loud.

by rawrepicwinsicles July 24, 2016

Tidy Bowling

Going down on a woman, and getting little toilet paper balls in your mouth.

Never buy cheap TP. Unless you want to be Tidy Bowling down there for a week.

by Rufus64 January 13, 2025

Tidy it up

Gone straight to your head

Drunk bloke trips over the stairs. Mate say: oi cunt, tidy it up ay.

by Joshieshits August 31, 2022