millimeter defeater

A dick so small you probably need a magnifying glass.

That dudes gotta have a millimeter defeater, he aint got no game!

by Anakin Skywanker June 15, 2024

One Millimeter Defeater

One Millimeter Defeater is another word for a teeny tiny smaller than a shrimp sized Schlong.

Guy 1: Are you even a real man? You've got nothing between your legs...
Guy 2: I do have it between my legs but it's a one millimeter defeater.
Guy 1: Damn I wanna see now.

by chunky-monkey267 August 16, 2025