Greedy little apes

A term for people or humankind as a whole.
Because they are so closely related to apes that it makes no difference and for the recognition that most people are extremly selfish and will do anything for money from working themselves to death to pulling a scam ect.
by Judge dreed7 April 08, 2011
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greedy weed zombie

someone who comes over and smokes all your weed....or tries to.
someone that tries to steal your weed
a particularly nasty looking zombie with a blunt in his hand who wont pass it.
"Look Jane! It's a greedy weed zombie!! Run for your weed!!"
by KayYo April 16, 2008
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greedy fucking orphans

the phrase you say when you land on the donate to orphans space in the game of life
I hate those greedy fucking orphans!
by deeznutz72 December 01, 2015
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greedy-fucking-itis

Greedy fat fucker who can't stop eating and has no self control
I can't stop eating I have greedy-fucking-itis.
by MaMiJi May 08, 2017
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greedy phucker

Person who is willing to sell out a hommie's freindship to earn a couple hundred bucks from the Black Widow
Man, I thought Stich Stevens was a bro for life, till he sold out the hommies just to get a couple hundred bucks from the Black Widow paid under the table.
by asian glow December 19, 2002
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Greedy Little Weed Hog

One who tries to deceive his friends into allowing him to take another hit, an incredibly selfish stoner, one who invents new "rules" that allow him to take two hits in a row, an evil Ganja consuming critter that craves and needs THC in order to survive
John: "Oh my God dude you are such a Greedy little weed hog!"
Will: "No man its totally my turn because that last hit didn't count because i was on the phone"
John: "Whatever dude you're still a greedy little weed hog!"
by SicEm November 10, 2008
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Darian my asshole friend. Just an asshole
Nick: Why is Darian such an asshole, he won't fucking leave me alone.
Harvard: what is wrong with Darian?
Nick: Darin is such a gay mooch asshole greedy cocaine bastard fuck!
by Nick_Hates_ JorAir. April 16, 2019
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