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School doodie

A piece of fecal matter or doodie made in school as opposed to home or some other place, generally it is left in the toilet for other students viewing.
Hey Matt did you see that school doodie in stall 5 today he could have done his doodie at home.

Marsha did you see all the school doodie in the bathroom today, I have to go earlier in the day or hold my doodie till I get home. I know that girl must have had corn for dinner last night.
School doodie by MattRat September 8, 2011
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toodie doodie 

Exclamatory phrase used upon first seeing a hermit crab held by a large college student.
(pause)...(pause)...(pause)...Toodie doodie!!!!!
toodie doodie by seanickyle! January 25, 2009

Que sera, sera doodie 

The dog turd that cannot be bagged because you either ran out of bags or forgot them or just don't care.
After proudly making his pile on the sidewalk for all to see, Wylie watched me scowl as I clutched and pulled at each empty pocket, realizing that we would have to skip away quickly, casually whistling the theme to another Que sera, sera doodie

Phantom doodie 

When you shit and don't have to wipe!
I took a phantom doodie today And didn't have to wipe!

sploodie doodie doo! 

weird old man saying "sploodie doodie doo!"
hey thats nooby sploodie doodie doo!

Ma Doodie 

What you say when your playing Gear of War and you hear somebody that sounds like your friend madukar.
Eric: Yo that guy sounds like madukar
Abhi: Ma doodie, ma doodie, ma doodie!
Nick: Hee-Haw!
Ma Doodie by NY Yankee26 December 15, 2008

oodie doodie 

The food is ready
My dad literally 2 seconds ago: opens my door and says oodie doodie

Me: ok so the food is ready :)
oodie doodie by Hi I'm oodie doodie February 13, 2021