Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

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a bunch of morons who deleted 60% of the kpop industry from their platform

SPOTIFY, GIVE OUR DAMN SONGS BACK U MF-

by froggyjjk February 28, 2021

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To give someone an ultimatum that does not turn out the way you thought it would.

His wife better not try to make him choose between her or his mistress because he might just Spotify his wife.

by Buckle My Shoe January 27, 2022

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Idiot neighbors that blast bass at night in a trailer park

Teenage drugasses that suck at night sometimes just drugasses or drugbutts

Crack smoking neighbors that blast bass and deal drugs next to your house.

"Next time I hear your dogs barkin I'll shoot'cha bitches"

Bruh call em Spotify/drug butt neighbors

by Zachibald July 21, 2024

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Spotify Adverts

One of the worst things in existence. It happens when you can't afford Spotify Premium, and most of the adverts are about the most random things. They also lie to you. When they say to watch a really long advert for 30 minutes without adverts, do not listen to them.

Person 1: Ugh, I just got two Spotify Adverts in a row. One was about how they're hiring prison chaplains, and the other was about Co-op Funeral Care.
Person 2: If the prisoners kill you, at least you'll have a good funeral!

by WinsomCash June 11, 2023

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My saving grace

Guy: You know Spotify?

Guy 2: *Stares intensely*

by Saddfoxx March 19, 2024

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