ball tidy

When a man where’s spandex shorts in public.

Oh shit he’s got a ball tidy.

by BlabbyBlabby March 23, 2018

Tidy (noun)

From the phrase, 'to have a tidy', meaning to straighten one's clothing, to make oneself neat, or presentable. In men it can also mean to adjust/reposition one's cock and balls (especially necessary on a hot day), usually under the guise of tucking oneself in.

What are you doing with your hands in your trousers? I'm only having a bit of a tidy (noun)!

by LeDiabolique May 17, 2011

George tidy

A fat ginger pig who molests his dogs and sucks of his dad then eats his mum's booty for food stamps

Get out my house you george tidy before I ask for my food stamps back

by Gay hippo Peter pan August 3, 2018

George tidy

A fat ginger pig who molests his dogs and sucks of his dad then eats his mum's booty for food stamps

Get out my house you george tidy before I ask for my food stamps back

by Gay hippo Peter pan August 3, 2018

George tidy

A fat gay ginger pig who sucks his dog of then molests his dad for food stamps then eats his mums booty .

you have done a george tidy now get out before I ask for my food stamps back

by Gay hippo Peter pan August 3, 2018

George tidy

A fat ginger pig who molests his dogs and sucks of his dad then eats his mum's booty for food stamps

Get out my house you george tidy before I ask for my food stamps back

by Gay hippo Peter pan August 3, 2018

George tidy

A fat ginger pig who molests his dogs and sucks of his dad then eats his mum's booty for food stamps

Get out my house you george tidy before I ask for my food stamps back

by Gay hippo Peter pan August 3, 2018