America is the only country that uses the word soccer. The whole rest of the world uses the word FOOTBALL. The correct word.
by lolwtfbbqroflcopterlawl April 25, 2009

by TheOneWhoDidnt December 15, 2012

by StewyslayerZ January 5, 2017

A sport in which u are sent to became a week pussified bitch that will never have a chance in a real sport like rugby
by AldePenetrate November 13, 2019

The absolute most pussy, soft core sport there is out there. If you added some hitting into it it would be awesome.
by Queensxkid10 December 15, 2017

Being a soccermom. When you choose to stay home for the night instead of whoring it up you stay in and bake cookies and brownies and attend to the children with your christmas sweater. Mini-van parked in the driveway, with "My child is an Honor Roll student" Bumper sticker on the back. Usually used as a derogatory term.
"Hey Julie do you wanna goto the club tonight?" - Johnny
"No im actually gonna stay in and watch movies" - Julie
"OH STOP BEING SUCHA SOCCER; WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO AFTER THE MOVIE BAKE BROWNIES!?" - Johnny
"I have to go home and do laundry and cook dinner and then i have to be in bed by 9 cuz my shows coming on and return my books to the library..."
"OH STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKIN SOCCER!"
Julie texts Johnny and says "Wat r u doin tonite!?"
Johnny replies "I'm soccering tonight"
"No im actually gonna stay in and watch movies" - Julie
"OH STOP BEING SUCHA SOCCER; WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO AFTER THE MOVIE BAKE BROWNIES!?" - Johnny
"I have to go home and do laundry and cook dinner and then i have to be in bed by 9 cuz my shows coming on and return my books to the library..."
"OH STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKIN SOCCER!"
Julie texts Johnny and says "Wat r u doin tonite!?"
Johnny replies "I'm soccering tonight"
by hunijkah November 8, 2009
