sitting dick

The penis in it's normal state. Flaccid with no stimulation.

"That's not your Sitting Dick," my girl said when I sent an uninvited Dick Pic.

by Rockstar48 December 27, 2020

Sitting pretty

looking fly in a any place...

see me in ya city sitting pretty no im shining dawg

by DuCati September 24, 2006

Sitting Duck

A sex position in which the woman is sitting on a dildo or a erected penis.

My girlfriend loves Sitting Duck.

by SittingDuck June 29, 2009

sitting bull academy

a shitty school full of homos ,homophones ,rich assholes ,retards ,entitled brats ,memers ,wanna be gangsters ,nerds ,furrys ,and dicks. the teachers are crappy, the principles are crappy, and everything sucks the school wear sucks and costs to much. The peak of Apple Valley California the shittiest place on earth

apple valley kid #1 "what school do you go to?"
sitting bull kid "sitting bull academy *does fortnite dance*
apple valley kid #1 "i can tell"

by plate2 September 3, 2020

Sitting Bull

A sexual move that occurs when a woman in menstruating. While doing the woman from behind, the man sticks two fingers into her vagina and smears the blood across his own cheeks like indian war paint. Similar to "The Pocahontas."

Did you know that Sarah was on the rag? Hell yeah! I stuck my fingers right deep in her and wore that shit like Sitting Bull!

by Big Big Salaam October 4, 2011

sitting on the fence

a bisexual person

by 67 to the rescue June 5, 2003

sitting ass

(V.) sitingass-

the act of doing absolutley nothing. sitting on ones behind (or ass) instead of doing somthing productive, such as going out at night, going to work, or simply moving ones pathetic body from their couch.

used in a phone call...

JOE: hey jimmy what are you doing?
JIMMY: nothin man, just sitting ass, you?
JOE: you know im sitting ass.

by Jmac Jimmy July 29, 2006