Samoan Mudslide

You start out by shitting on someone's chest, you then sit down on the shit and slide down the person's body. An anal motorboat is optional.

"Hey Brad, I heard you gave Joe the Samoan Mudslide. "

"Yeah, he's never gonna get that shit out of his chest hair. "

by Magik Marker August 22, 2016

Wet Samoan

Before or After Sex you piss on a Pacific Islander.

Yeah I was with Nicki the other night, the Hawaiian, yeah I gave her a Wet Samoan.

by Littywitties May 26, 2024

Samoan Sundae

When a team of Samoans breaks into your dealership, steals you and your customers property and takes a shit in your bathroom before they roll out.

Connick's weak ass loves a Samoan sundae.

by Step off weak ass October 11, 2017

Samoan Swamp Fire

When a 6’7 samoan girl is pegging you for at least 10 hours and then when she pulls out, a a combination full of shit and blood comes pouring out of your ass.

Landon: Yeah bro, this humongous whale of a bitch gave me a samoan swamp fire!

by landon haas May 21, 2024

Samoan

Samoan;
A flat nosed , thick forhead having sub-species.
An island nigger.

What the difference between a nigger and a Samoan?

The island.

by Groidout March 18, 2022