Avenue Roadie

A male receiving a blow job or hand job while he is running down a crowded street.
A.K.A. Mobile Blow Jobs

My girlfriend gave me a great avenue roadie on my jog through the park.

I saw Paris Hilton giving Johnny Depp an avenue roadie. She is such a slut.

by SnitchSnatchPatty'sAss December 11, 2011

hipster roadie

Someone who rides a road bike wearing board shorts and flip flops.

Oh look, Jamie thinks he’s hipster roadie. If only he hadn’t admitted to owning the road bike in the first place. He’s no longer a pure MTBr.

by EGS007 January 29, 2023

Lunchtime Rowdies

Gangs of urban youth who will terrorize low income neighborhoods and city blocks with real or imitation firearms during lunchtime while high on illegal narcotics, when other children are busy studying or on break. They may also be found on public transportation, which they will also proceed to make unusable for civilized people. Usually members of the 16%.

I'm willing to be persuaded but how do you deal with the problem of lunchtime rowdies? All the places the new urbanists always reference are not as populated by lunchtime rowdies. Public transportation cannot be a good experience until this is solved, and people will pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to live away from lunchtime rowdies.

by KentrosOne May 21, 2025

Lunchtime Rowdies

First used by the New York Post. The term lunchtime rowdie refers to a member of the low-income, underprivileged youth who engage in noontime hooliganism when other students are eating their lunch or on break. Such acts of hooliganism include forming gangs where imitation firearms are waved around at unsuspecting pedestrians along with getting high on weed. When congregating inside of public transportation, they can end up making such places unsuitable for use by local residents and out-of-staters alike. Often members of the 13%.

How do you deal with the problem of lunchtime rowdies? All the places the new urbanists always reference are not as populated by lunchtime rowdies. Public transportation cannot be a good experience until this is solved, and people will pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to live away from lunchtime rowdies.

by KentrosOne May 21, 2025

Third Leg Roadie

The act of jizzing in your pants on a roadtrip and letting it crust until the next rest stop or end of destination

Ted: Yo man I heard Mikey hit a third leg roadie.
Steve: Aw yeah he told me he couldn’t wait til the next gas station!

by waffleironsuicide January 28, 2026