Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.
A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried, the more they met the asshole next door.
by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020
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piss next door

When your having a sleepover at your friends house and his father uses the bathroom next to where you guys are, everyone goes silent and you witness the sound of your friends dad pissing for the next 30 seconds
Everyone shut up, I hear my dad” (dad starts pissing) 5 seconds go by (you and your friends start laughing) “he just had a piss next door”
by Mownique October 01, 2023
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