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Mald

being so mad that you go bald
by forwinningarguments May 20, 2022
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Malding

When a virgin realizes that he will never get the girl of his dreams and begins to show signs of anger as a result. This is common among individuals who express romantic interest in individuals who are drawn and/or animated, which will result in the person getting rejected. Individuals who express interest in anime characters, drawings, V-Tubers, game characters, or any form of a character that does not exist in the real physical world will begin to "mald" if they cannot get the hearts of those non-realistic characters they so desperately desire.

This is also the case with individuals who firmly believe that they are better than others (supercilious), and proceed to get put in their place either in an embarrassing or humiliating fashion - and will result in those individuals also expressing signs of anger and resentment as a result.
"Bro, did you hear about Josh last night?"

"No, what happened to him? He seemed to be furious about something!"

"The V-tuber he had a crush on turned out to be a dude with a voice changer on lol"

"Oh he must be malding right now!"
by El_Doolin December 6, 2021
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Tanay Malde

Gimp
He is such a gimp, He works at the club and is pansexual with siblings. He loves to play with balls and sticks, and he is a sex slave
You are such a Tanay Malde, stop sleeping with your Uncle
by MaldeLikesUncle March 15, 2022
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Mald Zero

When you have reached the breaking point, and have now gone bald from malding. There's is no point in returning, you have now gone full on cueball.
I am at MALD ZERO my guy, these malachites won't let me live for one damn minute!
by Dawntesskekw March 16, 2022
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malding

who the fuck is Hasan and why is he malding?
Hasan is malding?
by ajspetraccoon March 26, 2022
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mald

1: Ngl yous malding
2: What.?
1: Mad balding.
by band man. February 8, 2022
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Mald

where someone gets scared and angry over a moira main
"Wow, that guy was pretty mald, I wonder how scared he is of a Moira main."
by vclair February 7, 2021
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