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Jack in the box

Feed a girl a lot of beans and taco bell then the Male processed to lock her in a box then after 3 hours cut a hole in that box and put your nose in that hole and sniff for as long as you possibly can
P1:dude what's that smell

P2:oh me and my girl just di the Jack in the box
by Fart fest April 24, 2020
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Jack in the Box

A slut who has a beautiful, fuckable face but terrible body. You get a large box and cut a hole in the top and put a crank handle on the side of the box. Insert the slut into the box on her knees. Close the box. Crank the handle while humming the “Jack in the Box” tune. She slowly rises and pops her head out. You then commence to fucking her face.
Mike: Tom, check out that slut over there. I’d put a hurting on her.

Tom: Mike, really? Her body looks like a Sasquatch

Mike: Yeah but imagine her in a Jack in the Box.

Tom: oh yeah, I see what you mean
by Magnus Hammersmith April 29, 2024
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Jack in the box

Someone (usually female) who is beautiful on the outside and a lunatic on the inside
I meet this chick, but she turned out to be a Jack in the box. Beautiful on the outside, sang me pretty songs about life and then BAM!! Her crazy popped out!
by LewandaPookieJones January 11, 2015
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Australian jack in the box

The act of a man inserting his penis into a newborn while it’s in the process of being born
Keshawn celebrated the birth of his daughter with an Australian jack in the box.
by Kmandoggiestyle September 16, 2019
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Jack in the box

jack in the box mascot has a wife and three kids and he’s one of the hottest mascots so bbg male wife 10/10 smash would eat his burgers with a side of good good sauce, bro has everything on his menu aswell i say eat at jack in the box
“hey have you seen the new jack in the box commercial”
hell yeah! he’s hot as fuck!”
by cheesenoods June 9, 2023
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