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Good Morning God Bless

Taking a shit, drinking coffee, and eating egg salad at the same time.
Devon: "Hey, where's Jerry?"
Carl: "Oh he's doing a Good Morning God Bless"
by AnthonyTheVast May 22, 2018
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Good morning, and God bless

A joke from h3h3Productions that Ethan made. Good morning, and God bless is when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Guy 1: Hey dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Guy 2: I'm doing a good morning, and god bless
by TrashCantDoThisAnymore May 24, 2018
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good morning and god bless

Ethan and I ritually good morning and god bless. It makes for a great start to the day.
by Big dawg 1895 May 24, 2018
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sure god bless

“Liz wants the rent money”
“Sure god bless
by Jenkles December 8, 2022
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?"
Ethan: "Hila, wudduyou just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a Good Morning and God Bless! I need another 20 minutes at least!"
by mrcoper May 22, 2018
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good morning and god bless

The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee while take a shit.
Hila: Eathan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: good morning and god bless Hila
by Chows29 May 23, 2018
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Good Morning and God Bless

To take a shit, drink coffee and have an egg salad at the same time.
"Ethan I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"

"Good Morning, God Bless, Hila"

"What?"

"It's a Good Morning and God Bless"
by hilakleiner420 May 23, 2018
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