Friends

1. A companion. One of the greatest things existance has to offer.
2. One of the most overrated and overplayed telivision programs ever. Revolves around smug jokes and smug characters. An all around crappy show.

1. It's nice to have a friend. No wonder Elton John wrote a song about them.

2. Oh now I understand. You smashed my TV with a sledgehammer cause "Friends" was on and we couldnt change the channel or turn it off. Thank you, you're a true friend.

by Kevin Frost April 10, 2004

Friends

The people that are always with you and the people you want to be with more then family. Someone that you can't be with out.

Wow you are my best Friends!

by abcdefghijameee January 14, 2010

Friends

Something I thought I had

Me:Hey freinds!!!
Friends:Silence because I don’t have any

by potatoface1245 July 4, 2018

Friends

A thing that you probably don't have

John: Hey, wheres Jacob?
Alan: Probably out in the street begging for friends.

by Sack o' Flaps May 29, 2018

Friends

Something I thought I had

"I thought I had friends but apparently I'm trash and don't deserve love"

by Sue do nymn June 8, 2019

Friends

Something you don't have

Yes i'm talking about you Becky and Ron are my best friends

by Cubicbrothersgaming September 29, 2017

Friends

A non-Existant entity/ Mythical creature that is supposedley made up by people who think they are cool (AKA the Government) and are always happy. The concept of a friend us highly dangerous and should be avoided at all costs, or you will be eaten by a brown snake. The side affects of buying this myth include being happy, having all your problems dealt with, laughing, going to the shops every so often, human interatction, and having strange people over at your house, sometimes at night. Risk factors include being forced into a blind date, being forced into smal places with other people, and human interatction.

Mythical Creature (friend): Are we BFF's
Me: FUCK OFF YOU MYTHICAL DISTRATCTION CREATED BY THE DEVIL! BEGON YOU THOT WANNA-BE. FRIENDS WILL CAUSE ME TO BE EATEN BY A BROWN SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!

by georgemmy May 12, 2018