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Johnson Dagger

When you turn your back to the farther basket at three quarters quart, shoot the ball of the closer backboard, simultaneously catch and shoot the ball where it lands and have it go in at the other end and scream out, "Johnson Dagger!!!"
"Oh Man, did you see that guy Tony shoot the Johnson dagger?"
by The Jinx Is Alive And Well January 11, 2010
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dagger three

In basketball, a soul crushing three pointer that eliminates ANY AND ALL HOPE of a comeback by the trailing team.

Although, from a purely technical sense, a dagger three may not officially end the game, it puts the opposition in a dire situation that is virtually impossible to come back from. They know, in their heart of hearts, that defeat is imminent.

Reactions may vary when being on the business end of a dagger three. Some may hang their heads. Some go into deep grief. Their fan base may go into a "what just happened" moment. Dagger threes may trigger retirement of older players, or induce an opt out of a contract, if applicable.

While on the winning end of a dagger three, one must be careful not to celebrate with too much exuberance or taunt the victims, as it may trigger fights and melees, as emotions are high on both sides in the moment.
Kyrie Irving, of the Cleveland Cavaliers, hits a dagger three in the waning moments of Game 7 in the NBA Finals against the Golden State Warriors, giving Cleveland the win, and the series championship, 4-3.
by black suave April 18, 2019
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fagger dagger

A homosexuals red rocket, penetrating a straight males urethra....

Ending with detrimental consequences, to the violated host...
I’m in an alley and I’ve been violated by an inconvenient fagger dagger
by Bruce Sylvester June 26, 2018
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Pink Dagger

by titsandfootball May 28, 2011
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poop dagger

a. Gay buttsex.
b. A dagger made out of excrement.
c. Slang for a gay man's penis.
"Ahhh, Gary! Your poop dagger is tearing my anus!"
by Blow Queen January 31, 2003
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Flaming Dagger

Putting petroleum jelly of your dick and lighting it on fire. Extinguishing flame with a girls vagina or mouth. Giving warm lubrication, perfect for sex on a cold night or in the arctic circle.
They were freezing at the Everest base camp so he took out some petroleum jelly, rubbed it on his dick, lit it on fire, and fucked her with it, giving her his Flaming Dagger. Leaving them both warm and satisfied.
by norse knight July 4, 2010
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Mutton Dagger

A name given by a girl, in reference to male genetalia.
Jenny: That is THE biggest Mutton Dagger I have ever seen!
Chris: Why, thank you!
by Sophie and Sarah June 4, 2007
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