cartman

a person who is: a racist, xenophobic, no emphaty, psycho
and do:
homicide
prostitution
murder
forced suicide
assassination attempt
forced cannibalism
assault
contraband
theft/obstruction of criminal proceedings
Armed robbery
hate crimes
Kidnapping and illegal detention
unlicensed surgery
Trying to get them to cancel "Family Guy"
Terrorism
war crimes
medical terrorism
Piracy
driving without a license
false complaint
resist arrest
Child abuse
Blackmail
Torture
Fraud/plagiarism
Violation
Contempt of court
present false evidence
Slander
Racism
Cause a national conspiracy
anti semite

cartman is a mf but is the best character tbh

by calicó October 15, 2022

Eric Cartman syndrome

Someone who thinks they’re the victim in every situation, no matter the circumstances.

I think Dig has Eric Cartman syndrome.

by StellaPTX March 3, 2025

Eric Cartman

A character from South Park that expresses hate for minority groups

A “ wow that kid looks like Eric Cartman”
B” kewl”

by QuandAledingle May 6, 2022

Eric Cartman

The fat boy in South Park who is mean and selfish. He is a bully but he isn't pure evil. He has an uncle called Uncle Stinky.

Eric Cartman: I'm not fat IM BIG BONED
Me: I don't care and I didn't ask

by yomom123_44 February 15, 2024

cartman

another word to describe a retarded, fat kid (preferably white)

yo jackie is a gay cartman,

by hugedickrandy August 15, 2025