by hugedickrandy August 15, 2025
Get the cartmanmug. Imagine everything horrible thing and person all wrapped into one fat nine year old kid with an annoying voice.
by SteveBalls December 24, 2021
Get the Cartmanmug. The boy/girl next door that thinks none of the other kids but him/her should have as much right to talk as him/her, which is why the Cartman next door never shuts the fuck up, but expects everyone else to. The Cartman next door always claims to want to give everyone a voice despite being the only one talking, thinking that they're all okay with somebody other than themselves being their own voices.
The Cartman next door likes to ridicule the other kids he/she is pretending to be friends with, though it's hard if not impossible to see how/why anyone would like or want to be friends with someone like the Cartman next door. He/she is as much of a loser as any other kid that he/she is always calling losers, and wants to look tough all the time, despite a lack of any real evidence that the Cartman next door waa ever tough at all.
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
Get the Cartman next doormug. A hardass.
Cartman is gonna stick a knife in the guy's brain and leak photo's of his body to the press, because he knows the guy likes that kinda shit.
by The Original Agahnim December 19, 2021
Get the Cartmanmug. The fat boy in South Park who is mean and selfish. He is a bully but he isn't pure evil. He has an uncle called Uncle Stinky.
by yomom123_44 February 15, 2024
Get the Eric Cartmanmug.