Hot Crossed Schnitzel

The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.

My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.

by Sam Majik November 3, 2016

Flag

Get the Hot Crossed Schnitzel mug.

HOT ASS NIGGA

MELLO

MELLO IS A (GAY) HOT ASS NIGGA

by sonny jins June 5, 2022

Flag

Get the HOT ASS NIGGA mug.

Hot Twat Buffett

When the significant other, while munching on her whisker biscuit, empties out the entire warm stomach contents from that nights buffet, into her vagina.

Date night went rather well UNTIL Ronnie gave me a Hot Twat Buffett. I haven't seen him since.

by Benny from Beverly Hills February 3, 2024

Flag

Get the Hot Twat Buffett mug.

hot

baseball boys

girl 1- i have the hottest boyfriend

girl 2- my boyfriend plays baseball

girl 1-oh nevermind

by anonymous May 1, 2022

Flag

Get the hot mug.

Hot Basket

When your friend passes out and you tea-bag him with your taint.

Simon passed out on the couch and I totally gave him a hot basket.

by graficViolence August 10, 2018

Flag

Get the Hot Basket mug.

hot dog ramen bowl

A sexual position where one’s penis, or hot dog, is slid in between another’s butt cheeks, the buns…and then that person forcibly excretes diarrhea onto and around said penis.

Chads dick really stinks after that “hot dog Ramen bowl” last night.

by Meater1234 December 31, 2023

Flag