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wanker

1. (noun) Someone who wanks; someone who masturbates.
2. (noun) (vulgar slang, British) A contemptible person.
by Random14YearOld April 3, 2022
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Wanker

Whoever is filthy, a fucking no good scumbag bitch-ass hoe is considered a wanker. Wankers are the worst douchebags on this fucking strange-ass Earth. Beware though, there are also hidden wankers, the ones who seem like the kindest mother-fucking bitch could be the scummiest bitch-ass whore.
"Aw no, he's just a filthy wanker!"
by Chumhandle November 8, 2017
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wankers mouth

Some alpha Irish traveller slams for sexy hippy pirate guys
Fuck man you suck a wankers mouth Grrrrr
by Shnookywook July 17, 2023
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Castle wanker

To communaly Ijacuculate in the attempt of building a cum castle
Hey' Harry, that guy's a real intuitive castle wanker
by Not.me.definitely January 2, 2022
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Wanker

Called to a person who masterbates or as a derogatory term.
Taken from the Russian word WANKA (pronounced : Shapka) meaning hat or headwear.
by Nashwell October 1, 2020
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Clanker Wanker

slang, derogatory
Pronunciation: /ˈklæŋ.kərˌwæŋ.kər/

1. A dismissive term for a person who habitually relies on AI (chatGPT or similar tools) for tasks, answers, or ideas, often to the point of being incapable of living without them.

2. More broadly, someone perceived as unable or unwilling to think independently, instead outsourcing all thought to an AI.

3. Autocorrect for the brain.

Usage note: Primarily humorous or mocking; may be offensive if used seriously. Please use with caution, the word is meant to encourage the use of independent thinking.
Example: “Bro's such a clanker wanker he asks chatgpt how to do the doo

doo (slang): noun, informal term for taking a dump.
by Pican September 16, 2025
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Wanker

An average bloke who fancies himself as extremely important, talented and handsome.
1.Did you see Jack Grealish sky that sitter with his rolled up shorts, fancy headband and hair? I think he was wearing eye liner. What an absolute Wanker!
2. Total Wanker
by Pep Guardiolo December 28, 2022
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