Pineapple Expressing

(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.

My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.

by Bystander123 February 4, 2021

pineapple floaty

A Mad woman’s shit

I’m off to have a pineapple floaty.

by GNZT January 1, 2021

Pineapple

Throwing up/vomiting profusely.

My friend went all pineapple after we went out drinking last night.

MFBNREMF

by Gennay from the block. June 4, 2018

Pineapple

Pineapples are a fruit that is super sour and tasted amazing. You can get it from your local supermarket, and it is in lots of different foods such as Pineapple Juice.
Pineapples are also something that Wakanda citizens should eat. I mean. Seriously.
WAKANDA AND PINEAPPLES FOREVER

Pineapples are Amazing. Maybe Black Panther should go Pineapple hunting in his spare time.

by anquellathings September 5, 2019

Pineapple Hairs

the green stems at the top of a pineapple~~ (idea from Anix on YouTube, he wanted it in the dictionary)

“this pineapple hairs are so long!”

by Bob the Builder :p June 16, 2020

pineapple hairs

These are the words Anix used in his video. The leaves are actually called the crown of the pineapple, but we are all useless in this world so we use the term 'pineapple hairs'.

Anix: What do you call the leaves on the top of a pineapple?

Also Anix: pineapple hairs

by seiciro June 17, 2020

Irish Pineapple People

A very weird YT channel that is full of cringe

have you seen that youtube channel Irish Pineapple people

by The Real Irish Pineapple April 29, 2019